My conclusion, no contusion, err . collusion

No blood, no foul, right?   What is this, the NBA?

So,  Trump, the subject of the Mueller investigation, appoints his "pocket lawyer" to be Attorney General, who gets affirmed by a compliant and apparently brain dead Republican Senate majority.  

This Attorney General performs spectacular feats of "mental acrobatics" to justify his unprecedented actions with regard to this report and concludes "no collusion".

Well, we know he means that in the context his Master desired, but, well . . . you have seen "collusion" right before your eyes.   I described it for you in the paragraphs above.

Time for all good men to come to the aid of their Country.